Here it is!

The 4th van we looked at was the one. Much more comfy and homely, more light in the back, fewer dubious looking stains on the seats but we still need to chuck an air freshener because there's a lingering odour of farmyard animals. The engine is not nearly as good so no more burning up and down the street outside Burger King with the other boy racers on Sunday night, and we may well have to get up and push on slight uphill inclines once it's fully loaded with our gear.

Forgot to mention that Nelly had his ears syringed and they pulled out a sizeable clump of grey gunk (don't worry, we did confirm that it wasn't his brain), and his hearing has improved significantly.